PATS CHAT

NOT FOR THE FAINT HEARTED
It is currently Wed Mar 20, 2019 3:18 am

All times are UTC [ DST ]




Post new topic Reply to topic  Page 1 of 1
 [ 5 posts ] 
Author Message
 Post subject: I,CANT,GO,TO,THE,TOILET
PostPosted: Wed Jan 02, 2019 4:43 am 
Offline
King cosy
User avatar

Joined: Tue Sep 29, 2009 3:16 pm
Posts: 26768
Location: maine road
without,a,cig,in,my,hand
anybody,else,got,any,weird,foibles?


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: I,CANT,GO,TO,THE,TOILET
PostPosted: Wed Jan 02, 2019 1:13 pm 
Offline
Gobby Sod
User avatar

Joined: Wed May 13, 2009 3:53 pm
Posts: 2528
Location: in my bat box
I wonderd where this convo was going I must admit! :shock:

_________________
The older I get the more people can kiss my arse.

Image

If at first you dont succeed,skydiving is not for you.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: I,CANT,GO,TO,THE,TOILET
PostPosted: Wed Jan 02, 2019 2:18 pm 
Offline
Person of Interest

Joined: Mon Feb 06, 2017 1:32 pm
Posts: 3881
cosy,m wrote:
without,a,cig,in,my,hand
anybod :crying: y,else,got,any,weird,foibles?


He's sittin shittin daily
It's what he has to do.
But first he has to light up
Before he squirts his poo.
A ciggy in his left hand
A loo roll in his right
He settles for a session
That sometimes lasts 'till night.
He sometimes gets through half a pack
And often even more
And when he looks for extras
he finds he's shit the floor.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: I,CANT,GO,TO,THE,TOILET
PostPosted: Thu Jan 03, 2019 4:40 pm 
Offline

Joined: Tue Nov 06, 2018 4:24 pm
Posts: 335
Too funny person of interest...

He poops all day and into the night..oh for God sakes what a fright.. use the air freshener I say so I may stay. But then who cares we all poop any ways.. it only part of a phrase..... so poop if you will as we know you will clean up any spill. And again for God sakes don't forget to air out that smell or else I will send you to hell......


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: I,CANT,GO,TO,THE,TOILET
PostPosted: Fri Jan 04, 2019 2:13 am 
Offline
Person of Interest

Joined: Mon Feb 06, 2017 1:32 pm
Posts: 3881
He'd rather just be quittin
Instead of all that sittin.
But there's still a bittin,
So he goes on sittin
Sittin.


Top
 Profile  
 
Display posts from previous:  Sort by  
Post new topic Reply to topic  Page 1 of 1
 [ 5 posts ] 

All times are UTC [ DST ]


Who is online

Registered users: Bing [Bot], Google [Bot], Majestic-12 [Bot]


You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot post attachments in this forum

Search for:
Jump to:  
cron
Powered by phpBB © 2000, 2002, 2005, 2007 phpBB Group
Chronicles phpBB2 theme by Jakob Persson. Stone textures by Patty Herford.
With special thanks to RuneVillage


Templatesdragon  styles collection