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 Post subject: Hospital vacancies
PostPosted: Mon Dec 03, 2018 12:26 pm 
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Now, even though it has a new editor, I am pretty sure that you do not take the daily mail. So I have read it for you and, well the old editor, Mr Dacre, would have sacked everybody.

It, the DM, has initiated a volunteer scheme for the NHS, whereby you send in your name and then get investigated to see if you are a fit person to be volunteering in the Nations hospitals.

This is a move to take the strain off of our Nurses, who are dreadfully understaffed. They obviously want to make sure that you are not an axe murderer or a paedophile, but just a nice and kindly person who can make a difference.

Sadly, by the time they have made all the necessary checks on you, which can take more than three months, it will be Springtime. Ringa dinga springtime. Winter over, flu season over; and all is right with the medical world except...………………………..for the thousands of volunteers knocking on their doors, it will be around April, and who may not now be required.

Bit of a cock up; timewise?


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