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 Post subject: Re: when love dies?
PostPosted: Wed Nov 28, 2018 12:54 pm 
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cosy,m wrote:
no,need,for,that,is,there [eusa_naughty.gif]
my,ex,got,knocked,down,by,a,bus.


Bad taste joke coming up, look away now if you are easily upset!!!!!


Er! Was the bus driver OK?

Only joking! 'Cos I can't believe a word Cosy posts, except when he is nice to me.


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 Post subject: Re: when love dies?
PostPosted: Wed Nov 28, 2018 2:42 pm 
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Who says he nice? Lol. Well depends..now you boys behave. Both be nicey nicey. I existed didn't I? Was not a fake. Beach Baby off...


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 Post subject: Re: when love dies?
PostPosted: Wed Nov 28, 2018 7:18 pm 
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truth,is,right,no,joke,she,was,waiting,for,the,bus
and,the,bus,driver,had,an,heart,attack
and,ploughed,into,her,and,her,friend
old,regs,may,know,this,woman,i,speaketh,of
they,spent,several,months,in,fraction
missed,there,gcse,and,all,that
she,still,bears,her,scars,to,this,day
but,i,dont,care,shes,beautiful,to,me
why,do,you,ive,shagged,her,about,7,ooo,times
beauty,is,only,skin,deep.


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 Post subject: Re: when love dies?
PostPosted: Wed Nov 28, 2018 7:40 pm 
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but,on,saying,that,i,think,you,forgot,what,im,saying,now
just,watching,a,beautiful,south
vid,that,jaqui,abbot,is,a,little,darling,innit,brb.


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 Post subject: Re: when love dies?
PostPosted: Wed Nov 28, 2018 7:53 pm 
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och,aye,i,remember,now
think,this,jokes,done,before,on,the,long,forgotten,cosy,chuckles,thread
but,i,will,bang,it,on,fck,it

bloke,babysitting,his,kids,when,his,mrs,is,out,gets,a,rap,on,the,door
policeman,says,shows,a,pic,of,his,wife
"is,this,your,wife,"
bloke,said"yeh,thats,her"
dibble,said,"well,im,afraid,it,looks,like,shes,been,run,over,by,a,bus
bloke,,says"oi,i,know,shes,no,oil,painting,but,shes,good,with,the,kids,and,takes,it,up,the,jax,sunday,mornings"
...........................................................


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 Post subject: Re: when love dies?
PostPosted: Wed Nov 28, 2018 8:00 pm 
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:blush: :whistle:


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 Post subject: Re: when love dies?
PostPosted: Thu Nov 29, 2018 1:39 am 
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""I've,shagged,her,about,7,ooo,times.""

She's have done better staying under the bus... [giggle.gif]


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 Post subject: Re: when love dies?
PostPosted: Thu Nov 29, 2018 5:31 pm 
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sez,you,fckn,do,one [smiley-finger007.gif]


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