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 Post subject: Re: tiggy’s stuff...
PostPosted: Fri Oct 26, 2018 9:51 pm 
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tiggy wrote:
“Anything you say can be used against you”..... clearly the judiciary that came up with this was a married man...

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The defence rests, m’lud...

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 30, 2018 10:14 pm 
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A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, ‘Jesus knows you’re here.’ He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, after a bit, he shook his head and continued. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard a voice....say, ‘Jesus is watching you.’ Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. ‘Did you say that?’ he hissed at the parrot. ‘Yep’, the parrot confessed, then squawked, ‘I’m just trying to warn you that he is watching you.’ The burglar relaxed. ‘Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?’‘I'm Moses.’ replied the bird. ‘Moses?’ the burglar laughed. ‘What kind of people would name a bird Moses?’‘The same kind of people that would name their Rottweiler Jesus.’

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 01, 2018 1:50 am 
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tiggy wrote:
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, ‘Jesus knows you’re here.’ He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, after a bit, he shook his head and continued. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard a voice....say, ‘Jesus is watching you.’ Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. ‘Did you say that?’ he hissed at the parrot. ‘Yep’, the parrot confessed, then squawked, ‘I’m just trying to warn you that he is watching you.’ The burglar relaxed. ‘Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?’‘I'm Moses.’ replied the bird. ‘Moses?’ the burglar laughed. ‘What kind of people would name a bird Moses?’‘The same kind of people that would name their Rottweiler Jesus.’

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 01, 2018 11:46 am 
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Contemplating shit today... no coastal retreat ‘til March... pissing down with rain here..

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Couple of pints of Old Peculiar make a Sunday afternoon pass more sweetly..

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I remember sitting on a tipped over (metal) bin and pretending it was the Lone Ranger’s horse... I couldn’t afford a mask, but I did have a bit of a stick, that served as a Colt 45.

Can’t remember what the weather was like, but back in the day, we didn’t care, cos we got to “lake art”...

.. and ar mums cooked with lard and smoked in the kitchen.

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High performance car.. low performance driver..

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tiggy wrote:
Couple of pints of Old Peculiar make a Sunday afternoon pass more sweetly..
i love theakstons op its like guineess with a bite

i remember when i started my karaoke career in the 90s at the pleasant hotel (honestly it was my job)
oil my tonsils after a couple of pints i could sing anything.

still do a bit of the auld karaoke now
but i do it voluntarily now,no drink [eusa_naughty.gif]
cos its for the sally army on a friday
basically i try to bring people out of their shells and teach them how to sing

fck off i hear you scream you wouldnt do anything for anybody you

but i can parry and riposte aah but you dont know about my home tuition with the women do you?

its marvellous what a bottle of buckfast and a bit of you tube can do :wink_smile:

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No one knows what “laking art” is... well, not here in Sheffield and definitely no further south..

“Is your Bobby laking art, Mrs Tupper?”

It’s old Norse..

Loads of words I used as a kid,back in Ossett, are from Old Norse..

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