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 Post subject: Re: The return of the safety razor
PostPosted: Wed Jun 27, 2018 11:49 am 
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Baby Gravy wrote:
Pete... you cant afford Katie Price.... you can't even afford bus fare to escape fabby :rolleyes:


Neither Katie or fabie are ever to be seen on a bus. Poor pete will have to look elsewhere.

Wonder if he has considered the local motor buggy club?


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 Post subject: Re: The return of the safety razor
PostPosted: Wed Jun 27, 2018 12:21 pm 
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Baby Gravy wrote:
Pete... you cant afford Katie Price.... you can't even afford bus fare to escape fabby :rolleyes:


I wouldn't touch Katie price with a rotten 10ft barge pole

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 Post subject: Re: The return of the safety razor
PostPosted: Wed Jun 27, 2018 12:48 pm 
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I hear she is a super Mum to her disabled daughter so, Pete, with his problems could not be in better, or more experienced hands. I feel sure she would be gentle with him. :wink_smile:


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 Post subject: Re: The return of the safety razor
PostPosted: Wed Jun 27, 2018 2:26 pm 
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See my previous post

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 Post subject: Re: The return of the safety razor
PostPosted: Tue Dec 11, 2018 12:58 am 
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This is another one of those questions I was asked last week. [adrian.gif]

How do you get rid of old razor blades [shrug65465.gif]

Most companies in the UK have a sharps box. There for old stanley knives blades and other crap. All barbers and hairdressers have them too. Most places are happy to take old razor blades. If you don't have one, they sell for a fiver on ebay.

See:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Shaving-Fact ... :rk:2:pf:0

Then just hand the box in at any chemist or doctors surgery.

If you are found putting old razor blades in the bin, say in a coke can or match box, you will go to court and get a fine.

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 Post subject: Re: The return of the safety razor
PostPosted: Tue Dec 11, 2018 10:10 am 
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Baby Gravy wrote:
I'd fix Pete up with Fabby :rarrr:
can,we,have,tabby,back,and,fck,dong,off
i,have,said,previously,to,you,faz,dont,dump,him,yet,not,till,weve,shagged,his,mrs
tabby,rang,me,last,night
heres,how,it,went
!"is,that,you,cosy"y,it"
me,"no"
"who,are,you,then?
i,said,im,a,fckn,nobody,me
her"said,wellfck,off,then,loser"
me,"oi,gob,almighty,dont,talk,to,me,like,that,im,a,very,nice,man
her"my,arse,you,are"
me,"listen,tabs,dong,is,going,nowhere,till,we,spit,roast,his,mrs,me,and,you"
her",you,are,one,disgusting,barstard,you"
me,"am,i"?
her,"yes,im,putting,the,phone,down,on,you,now"
me,"go,on,then,you,little,fck,try,it"
so,she,did
so,anyway,dong,remains :proud:
we,dont,need.you,tabby,get,stuffed [smiley-finger007.gif]


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 Post subject: Re: The return of the safety razor
PostPosted: Tue Dec 11, 2018 12:59 pm 
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""not,till,weve,shagged,his,mrs""

It you can find her, She went off on a creation, whatever, big box an' all! Boy, she was hot! :crying:


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