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 Post subject: Best headline of the day?
PostPosted: Mon Feb 19, 2018 12:28 pm 
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A huge test in America has reported that if you want to live beyond the age of ninety, you will fare best if you gain steadily a little weight and drink a regular amount of alcohol.
It goes on to say that thin people will not live as long, that they have a 50% chance of dying earlier.

Now relax and enjoy yourselves. :winedrinker: [thewave.gif]


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 Post subject: Re: Best headline of the day?
PostPosted: Mon Feb 19, 2018 12:48 pm 
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Dong wrote:
A huge test in America has reported that if you want to live beyond the age of ninety, you will fare best if you gain steadily a little weight and drink a regular amount of alcohol.
It goes on to say that thin people will not live as long, that they have a 50% chance of dying earlier.

Now relax and enjoy yourselves. :winedrinker: [thewave.gif]

Was the test sponsored by McDonalds and Budweiser?

This is nothing new... it’s just that Americans see moderate eating and drinking as an affront to the flag...

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 Post subject: Re: Best headline of the day?
PostPosted: Mon Feb 19, 2018 1:03 pm 
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Well Tiggy, a person has to work very hard to avoid 'middle aged spread.' Only by starving yourself
can you lose weight in old age; and exercise is usually not an option, and neither should be recommended.

I'll take the soft option!


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 Post subject: Re: Best headline of the day?
PostPosted: Tue Feb 20, 2018 12:07 pm 
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Dong wrote:
A huge test in America has reported that if you want to live beyond the age of ninety, you will fare best if you gain steadily a little weight and drink a regular amount of alcohol.
It goes on to say that thin people will not live as long, that they have a 50% chance of dying earlier.

Now relax and enjoy yourselves. :winedrinker: [thewave.gif]

Or on the other hand, a little light gardening, or a 20 minute stroll will do just as well. [adrian.gif]


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 Post subject: Re: Best headline of the day?
PostPosted: Tue Feb 20, 2018 5:48 pm 
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how about if I gave you a smack dong right in the fckn jaw and break it
and they can only drip feed you
weight problem solved
don't be mithering me today,im not in the fckn mood ok.

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 Post subject: Re: Best headline of the day?
PostPosted: Wed Feb 21, 2018 1:37 am 
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cosy,m wrote:
how about if I gave you a smack dong right in the fckn jaw and break it
and they can only drip feed you
weight problem solved
don't be mithering me today,im not in the fckn mood ok.

You in one of your moods again today?

Sounds menopausal to me! :sickly:


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