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 Post subject: Talking Turkey!
PostPosted: Mon Oct 05, 2020 12:02 pm 
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They are making them smaller this year, 'cos there will be fewer people at the Xmas table: The Virus laws.
But......Boris says he might relax the laws for the Xmas period, so we might, might, need a bigger bird.
What to do?
Think I'll do a goose. [thumbsup.png]


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 Post subject: Re: Talking Turkey!
PostPosted: Mon Oct 05, 2020 8:48 pm 
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People do leave the UK over Christmas. My own family always spend time in Israel. The idea of missing Christmas Eve in Bethlehem ways on their minds.

With so many staying put this year, the price of turkey will increase.

Granny will not be banned from the table !!! Main spreaders will be...under 30's and the like !!!

This year cov 19 will stop that age range attending a dinner they wanted to miss in the first place !!!!

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 Post subject: Re: Talking Turkey!
PostPosted: Thu Oct 29, 2020 12:56 am 
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Dong wrote:
They are making them smaller this year, 'cos there will be fewer people at the Xmas table: The Virus laws.
But......Boris says he might relax the laws for the Xmas period, so we might, might, need a bigger bird.
What to do?
Think I'll do a goose. [thumbsup.png]
apt thread for you dong you gobbling auld barstard
i bet youve seen more cocks than a chicken farmer.

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 Post subject: Re: Talking Turkey!
PostPosted: Thu Oct 29, 2020 1:39 am 
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cosy,m wrote:
Dong wrote:
They are making them smaller this year, 'cos there will be fewer people at the Xmas table: The Virus laws.
But......Boris says he might relax the laws for the Xmas period, so we might, might, need a bigger bird.
What to do?
Think I'll do a goose. [thumbsup.png]
apt thread for you dong you gobbling auld barstard
i bet youve seen more cocks than a chicken farmer.


Not me.....I'm chicken! :shock:


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