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 Post subject: Re: The canal boat joke
PostPosted: Fri Oct 18, 2019 1:46 am 
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You're so wrong [eusa_naughty.gif]

The Hythe Military Canal started off in Southwick Ship Canal :proud:

See:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Southwick_Ship_Canal

In the true spirit of peace, a deal was done. Kuntish could have our French prisoners of war 3 days a week. And much like the channel tunnel, work started from both ends.

After a few weeks our end was going well and we build 3 miles of canal and two locks :proud:
Our highly skilled slave labour was send over to Koont cos the lazy fcukers only had a muddy puddle after 6 months :rolleyes:

When we tried to get them back the Kuntish told us they had all escaped to France :crying:

After the Newhaven ferry broke down in 1974, our school child were forced over Koont for there day trip to France. It was then we found out those those lying coonts in Koont lied and kept them. Renaming our canal the "Hythe military canal" [1744330pz84739fis.gif]

Those sneaky koont's stop the canal just out of view our forward observation post and pub :shock:

And this is why you can never trust a Koont :snooty:

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 Post subject: Re: The canal boat joke
PostPosted: Sat Oct 19, 2019 2:24 pm 
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After a campaign of terror, blackmail and death threats with online stalking lasting months :peekaboo:

I've started looking at buying a mooring [9n5.gif]

There not cheap :crying:

I'm starting to believe it maybe cheaper to buy the land and build one :think:

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 Post subject: Re: The canal boat joke
PostPosted: Sun Oct 20, 2019 1:12 am 
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I still have a few bottles of the world famous perfume. Royal Canal No 5.
There were four attempts to finish the product but they were quite dangerous.
No. 5 was sold all over Europe as a foil to the escaping French prisoners of war. After being imprisoned for three years they were a tad smelly...…….Hence Canal No 5.
The perfume, drawn from the fragrant waters of the Canal, just beyond the works, were simply filtered and bottled, such was their efficacy.
During this phase a large number of French prisoners died of a mysterious sickness.
It was eventually rumoured, but hotly denied by residents of the area, to be due to The now famous Canal No 5. but nothing was ever proven.
This then led to the great flu epidemic of 1808, after which all thoughts of Any canal sickness were forgotten.
The canal is an eerie place today, mothers warn their children not to go near it.
None do, and if they did no one would go looking for them.


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 Post subject: Re: The canal boat joke
PostPosted: Sun Oct 20, 2019 2:53 am 
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Are you helping ..........NooooooooOOOOooooooo [1744330pz84739fis.gif]

Take a look at this:

http://www.aintreeboats.co.uk/prices/

I'm looking at the "57 foot ailaway" for 35k. I'm not paying 50k for a fit out [9n5.gif]
That work can be done at cost here :rarrr:

And I want this on it




I've got a meeting with them next week and I cant speak scouse [shrug65465.gif]
My trannylator cosy is still bang up :crying:
Dong find some useful phrases or an app to help me out :pray:

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 Post subject: Re: The canal boat joke
PostPosted: Sun Oct 20, 2019 4:26 pm 
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Mr Fishy wrote:
Are you helping ..........NooooooooOOOOooooooo [1744330pz84739fis.gif]

Take a look at this:

http://www.aintreeboats.co.uk/prices/

I'm looking at the "57 foot ailaway" for 35k. I'm not paying 50k for a fit out [9n5.gif]
That work can be done at cost here :rarrr:

And I want this on it




I've got a meeting with them next week and I cant speak scouse [shrug65465.gif]
My trannylator cosy is still bang up :crying:
Dong find some useful phrases or an app to help me out :pray:

Easy Peasy!......Just call them chuck a couple of times then tell them you're from Yorkshire.
You'll go down a treat.


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 Post subject: Re: The canal boat joke
PostPosted: Sun Oct 20, 2019 7:39 pm 
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If I "chuck" like a chicken there sell me to KFC :shock:

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 Post subject: Re: The canal boat joke
PostPosted: Mon Oct 21, 2019 1:07 pm 
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Nah! Chucks are just about worshipped in Blancashire. Everyone is one, as is shown by the mandatory greeting 'Ayup Choock?'
The correct reply to this greeting is 'Aychookenyou?'
If you remember this your negotiations will go well.
Better not mention that you are from Yorkshire, or worse...doon South.


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 Post subject: Re: The canal boat joke
PostPosted: Mon Oct 21, 2019 1:22 pm 
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Honesty is policy :think:

I'm dressing up like a Mexican drug lord and filling me briefcase with self raising flour :proud:

Should get me a discount :wink_smile:

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 Post subject: Re: The canal boat joke
PostPosted: Mon Oct 21, 2019 1:51 pm 
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You're entering the very dangerous Northern Tortilla market then?... all that flour.
Be careful. they don't take prisoners oop ther!and are very protective of their 'lines.'


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 Post subject: Re: The canal boat joke
PostPosted: Mon Oct 21, 2019 4:27 pm 
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I'm pushing trip back to next week :whee:
Being a Mexican..........it's too cold and wet to head north where heating turns on in July :think:

Instead am back on the phone and trying find someone to add a ceramic coating to the hull. Is there is no way I'm paying for "blacking" every 24 months [1744330pz84739fis.gif]



Its going on my Corsairs 880 at the build stage :winedrinker:

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