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 Post subject: Have you met.........?
PostPosted: Tue May 08, 2018 4:50 pm 
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Alexa?

Stuck up biatch has found her way on to my tablets. Now I am getting stuff from this posh voice telling me how to do this and that.
Just to show her, I asked how she prepared pigs trotters. Never heard of them, had she?
Then she had the cheek to ask me to ask her about pigs, she knew not a lot, and nothing about their trotters.
Wonder what she looks like & if she's fit?
I have to find a way to get her out of the box...then we'll see.


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 Post subject: Re: Have you met.........?
PostPosted: Tue May 08, 2018 5:34 pm 
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Google is fitter

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 Post subject: Re: Have you met.........?
PostPosted: Wed May 09, 2018 1:52 pm 
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Alexa is the biggest waste money can buy.


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 Post subject: Re: Have you met.........?
PostPosted: Wed May 09, 2018 2:50 pm 
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Alexa got expensive taste and only shops at Google :blush:

Dump the biatch for the money grubbing slut she is :snooty:

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 Post subject: Re: Have you met.........?
PostPosted: Thu May 10, 2018 12:20 am 
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When I asked her what she looked like she replied...

oh! Ones and twos. She's dotty.


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 Post subject: Re: Have you met.........?
PostPosted: Thu May 10, 2018 1:09 pm 
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fastcars wrote:
Alexa is the biggest waste money can buy.


She came free to my tablets!
Just goes to show how free and easy she is.
She'd suit Cosy right down to the, er, waist?


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