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 Post subject: Re: Porn, gaming and VPN
PostPosted: Tue Mar 19, 2019 12:50 pm 
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I know worst ones :wink_smile:

All you need to know is a real gay person rams a packet of tampax right up there bum first thing in the morning and pray they don't need a shit :blush:

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 Post subject: Re: Porn, gaming and VPN
PostPosted: Tue Mar 19, 2019 1:31 pm 
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I don't understand that. With all that gear up his bum how is he going to copulate


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 Post subject: Re: Porn, gaming and VPN
PostPosted: Tue Mar 19, 2019 1:56 pm 
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Well sweety sit down and let me tell you the facts of gay life :whee:

After taking it up the tunnel for while, the walls of the tunnel start to give way :blush:
The tunnel walls bleed like fcuk and feel rough as a badgers ass..... but with less hair :shifty:
Think of a scab you pick 5 times a day and will never heal right ever gain. :crying:

Gay men use feminine hygiene products to stop the blood flow and easy the pain.

And this is why you never find a white or light colour sofa in a gay man's home. :wink_smile:

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 Post subject: Re: Porn, gaming and VPN
PostPosted: Tue Mar 19, 2019 8:53 pm 
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Now queer is one that I admit very old term..to be frank some today are hard to tell. ..especially when they say they do both..which you prefer I ask?...lol..both is the reply I get. I shake my head.. walk away..


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 Post subject: Re: Porn, gaming and VPN
PostPosted: Tue Mar 19, 2019 8:54 pm 
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Lol. Well. Now I am going to have to look at home decor..!


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 Post subject: Re: Porn, gaming and VPN
PostPosted: Tue Mar 19, 2019 11:40 pm 
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Baby Gravy wrote:
Well sweety sit down and let me tell you the facts of gay life :whee:

After taking it up the tunnel for while, the walls of the tunnel start to give way :blush:
The tunnel walls bleed like fcuk and feel rough as a badgers ass..... but with less hair :shifty:
Think of a scab you pick 5 times a day and will never heal right ever gain. :crying:

Gay men use feminine hygiene products to stop the blood flow and easy the pain.

And this is why you never find a white or light colour sofa in a gay man's home. :wink_smile:

Why the hell would you continue to have gay sex if that was the case.


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 Post subject: Re: Porn, gaming and VPN
PostPosted: Wed Mar 20, 2019 5:15 am 
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Well Pol its the same reason you push a ball point pen down your willy hole on the train: its something to do and feels good :wink_smile:

This also explains why in part gay men walk like there on "hot coals" commonly referred to has "mincing" :blush:

OOoo my bum is sore OOooo haaaa OOOOoooo haaaaaa OOOooooo HHHHHHaaaaa [drool.gif]

There tons of advice and help online on the subject :winedrinker:

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Tiny rips happen
Your rectum is not self-lubricating, so unless you’re using lube, you’re going to be creating a lot of friction, which can cause the lining of the rectum to tear or rip a little, if this sounds hideous, it might be worth noting that most of these rips are tiny – and can actually happen outside of sex as well. These rips can cause bleeds – and most probably you’ve had bleeds but never realised it.

It happens because the lining of your rectum is not as strong as your normal skin.

Also, anal sex could also be causing what is known as an anal fissure. Anal fissures are tiny rips that can happen both on the inside and on and around your actual hole – especially if you’re not relaxed or have not loosened yourself up before the main event. These can heal all by themselves within a few weeks.


https://www.thegayuk.com/is-it-normal-t ... -anal-sex/

In some cases those who identify as "female" feel anal bleeding is part of the process of gender realignment :crazy:

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 Post subject: Re: Porn, gaming and VPN
PostPosted: Thu Mar 21, 2019 1:59 pm 
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You know, BG! I am a bit worried that you know so much about this distasteful subject.
How come?


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 Post subject: Re: Porn, gaming and VPN
PostPosted: Thu Mar 21, 2019 2:24 pm 
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The same reason I sleep in a small iron cage with spikes :proud:

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 Post subject: Re: Porn, gaming and VPN
PostPosted: Thu Mar 21, 2019 2:39 pm 
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Who's Spike?


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