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 Post subject: Re: HAS ANYBODY GOT A CURE FOR EARACHE
PostPosted: Tue Mar 22, 2016 10:26 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: HAS ANYBODY GOT A CURE FOR EARACHE
PostPosted: Wed Mar 23, 2016 12:47 am 
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cosy,m wrote:
its banging away at me right ear
rat a fcnkn tat
debbie donuts and tracy no tits
came round to see me cos they know im in pain
tracy said why dont you pour warm honey or summat
down yer lug
I politeley showed her the door. [adrian.gif]


A quik swish amputation will sort that out.


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 Post subject: Re: HAS ANYBODY GOT A CURE FOR EARACHE
PostPosted: Wed Mar 23, 2016 1:05 am 
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Go to the doctor!!


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 Post subject: Re: HAS ANYBODY GOT A CURE FOR EARACHE
PostPosted: Wed Mar 23, 2016 1:40 am 
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cont. on page 273. . . .

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If the pain feels like someone pressing on it, then it's most likely a waxy blockage. A doctor will look at the ear and will probably recommend a few drops of warm oil 2-3 times a day held in with a wodge of cotton wool too big to get stuck. My doctors always recommended olive oil) will help loosen any blockage. Chewing some gum might also help the oil to work. If it breaks up or dissolves it will flow away down your Eustacian tube, but see your doctor after a day or two anyway and after checking they might remove anything left or leave it to go on its own.

If there is any sense of burning or itchiness then there is probably an infection and you should see the doctor straight away. They might give you antibiotic/antiseptic drops or oral antibiotics.

Over the counter ear drops are either olive oil based and no better than the stuff in your cupboard or solvent based and smell odd and can irritate the ear even more.

See your doctor at some point anyway.


Disclaimer: I am neither a doctor nor omniscient and have not examined you. The above comments are based on a presumption of common sense, but for all I know you could have an ear the size and colour of a conch which should have been operated on weeks ago. Look after yourself.


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 Post subject: Re: HAS ANYBODY GOT A CURE FOR EARACHE
PostPosted: Wed Mar 23, 2016 1:45 am 
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ive just woke up earaches gone
i left magic radio on
and guess what song was on
maroon 5 she will be loved

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 Post subject: Re: HAS ANYBODY GOT A CURE FOR EARACHE
PostPosted: Wed Mar 23, 2016 1:52 am 
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oh and cheers wordy ta
i dont hate you really,.
im just a male veronica me :wink_smile:

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 Post subject: Re: HAS ANYBODY GOT A CURE FOR EARACHE
PostPosted: Wed Mar 23, 2016 7:57 am 
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Just get someone to blow in the other ear and see what fires out..

It'll be like a pea-shooter.. [thumbsup.png]

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 Post subject: Re: HAS ANYBODY GOT A CURE FOR EARACHE
PostPosted: Wed Mar 23, 2016 8:02 am 
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Ibuprofen..

.. then feed a facecloth through one ear to the other and pull it backwards and forwards..

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:rofl: brilliant :rofl:


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 Post subject: Re: HAS ANYBODY GOT A CURE FOR EARACHE
PostPosted: Wed Mar 23, 2016 10:24 am 
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cont. on page 273. . . .

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tiggy wrote:
Just get someone to blow in the other ear and see what fires out..

It'll be like a pea-shooter.. [thumbsup.png]



You've got an 'ology' haven't you?


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 Post subject: Re: HAS ANYBODY GOT A CURE FOR EARACHE
PostPosted: Wed Mar 23, 2016 9:29 pm 
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If you put suze on foe it cuts out a lot of ear ache [adrian.gif]

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