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 Post subject: HAS ANYBODY GOT A CURE FOR EARACHE
PostPosted: Tue Mar 22, 2016 9:43 pm 
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its banging away at me right ear
rat a fcnkn tat
debbie donuts and tracy no tits
came round to see me cos they know im in pain
tracy said why dont you pour warm honey or summat
down yer lug
I politeley showed her the door. [adrian.gif]

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 Post subject: Re: HAS ANYBODY GOT A CURE FOR EARACHE
PostPosted: Tue Mar 22, 2016 9:54 pm 
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Warm olive oil.
Peppermint oil.
Ginger juice.
Garlic juice.

All of these as drops into the ear might help.
(Not all at once ... just all equally effective I mean!).

Something warm, like a hot water bottle/wheatbag pressed against the ear is also soothing.


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 Post subject: Re: HAS ANYBODY GOT A CURE FOR EARACHE
PostPosted: Tue Mar 22, 2016 9:59 pm 
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You shouldn't put any foreign objects in your ear, ever, unless it is an emergency and you are miles from civilization. My cure, ring ya fecking doctor.


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 Post subject: Re: HAS ANYBODY GOT A CURE FOR EARACHE
PostPosted: Tue Mar 22, 2016 10:00 pm 
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Bless.

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 Post subject: Re: HAS ANYBODY GOT A CURE FOR EARACHE
PostPosted: Tue Mar 22, 2016 10:08 pm 
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sighs :shakehead:
IM going to sleep
IM doing a fern kinney
on my own.

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 Post subject: Re: HAS ANYBODY GOT A CURE FOR EARACHE
PostPosted: Tue Mar 22, 2016 10:17 pm 
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Ibuprofen..

.. then feed a facecloth through one ear to the other and pull it backwards and forwards..

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 Post subject: Re: HAS ANYBODY GOT A CURE FOR EARACHE
PostPosted: Tue Mar 22, 2016 10:19 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: HAS ANYBODY GOT A CURE FOR EARACHE
PostPosted: Tue Mar 22, 2016 10:22 pm 
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.. works for me.. :biggrin:

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 Post subject: Re: HAS ANYBODY GOT A CURE FOR EARACHE
PostPosted: Tue Mar 22, 2016 10:24 pm 
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:silenced: <~~~ look at my self control.


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 Post subject: Re: HAS ANYBODY GOT A CURE FOR EARACHE
PostPosted: Tue Mar 22, 2016 10:25 pm 
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