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Author:  Dong [ Tue Nov 05, 2019 2:06 am ]
Post subject:  Re: COSY CHUCKLES JOKE THREAD

Cozzer? Don't you mean ...CODGER? [giggle.gif]

Author:  cosy,m [ Fri Dec 06, 2019 4:48 am ]
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i once had a chat with elvis about supermarkets
you know asdas ,tescos,morrisons,aldi etc

it was a lidl less conversation

Author:  cosy,m [ Fri Dec 06, 2019 4:55 am ]
Post subject:  Re: COSY CHUCKLES JOKE THREAD

at last those coonts at universal credit have got me a job
as a litter man
ive never done this job
i will just pick it up as i go along.

Author:  Dong [ Fri Dec 06, 2019 1:18 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: COSY CHUCKLES JOKE THREAD

You've bin before so you have! [giggle.gif]

Author:  cosy,m [ Fri Dec 06, 2019 6:42 pm ]
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any so called man who uses [giggle.gif] as an emo
is a gay tw@t

Author:  Dong [ Sat Dec 07, 2019 1:25 am ]
Post subject:  Re: COSY CHUCKLES JOKE THREAD

[1744330pz84739fis.gif]
Or bolux. Take care or I'll 'bin' you!!!

Author:  cosy,m [ Fri Dec 27, 2019 4:05 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: COSY CHUCKLES JOKE THREAD

how does jesus make his tea?

hebrews it

i was working at a hotel last night
and they offered me a meal..turkey it was turkey
well i hate turkey cos it reminds me of tiggy
to dry and bland
so i said have you got any chicken tarka instead
she said dont you mean tikka?
i said its like tikka its just a little otter.

Author:  Dong [ Tue Dec 31, 2019 1:40 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: COSY CHUCKLES JOKE THREAD

cosy,m wrote:
how does jesus make his tea?

hebrews it

i was working at a hotel last night
and they offered me a meal..turkey it was turkey
well i hate turkey cos it reminds me of tiggy
to dry and bland
so i said have you got any chicken tarka instead
she said dont you mean tikka?
i said its like tikka its just a little otter.

I did ask you if you needed any new material/gags.
You did! :rolleyes:
How did the gig go then?

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