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 Post subject: Re: COSY CHUCKLES JOKE THREAD
PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2018 1:13 am 
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cosy,m wrote:
wtf are you on ? compliments
its a joke thread i dont want compliments
my only aim is to make ppl laugh then move on to the next one
when i need any analytical disections i will ask you ok
now go and stand in the corridor
and g,o,o,m,f,s


I'd get out of your face
In all good grace;
Though I usually see
You Comically.

Much like an assole,
A pratt on a roll
You leave us alone,
Then dare to come home.

Where ya bin
ya wandrin loon
Hospital, Prison?

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 Post subject: Re: COSY CHUCKLES JOKE THREAD
PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2018 2:26 am 
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right enoughs enough
see me in pats chats towers detention office 9 am sharp

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 Post subject: Re: COSY CHUCKLES JOKE THREAD
PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2018 12:06 pm 
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cosy,m wrote:
right enoughs enough
see me in pats chats towers detention office 9 am sharp


Is there a 9am?


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 Post subject: Re: COSY CHUCKLES JOKE THREAD
PostPosted: Wed Jun 13, 2018 5:28 am 
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even a broken fish is right twice a day
oops sorry wrong thread
i will have to dust myself down now and redeem myself
and keep to thread treading carefully round the edges
no it was a joke ive never heard of 9 a.m
what is it is it like a sci fi thing?

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 Post subject: Re: COSY CHUCKLES JOKE THREAD
PostPosted: Wed Jun 13, 2018 11:43 am 
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cosy,m wrote:
even a broken fish is right twice a day
oops sorry wrong thread
i will have to dust myself down now and redeem myself
and keep to thread treading carefully round the edges
no it was a joke ive never heard of 9 a.m
what is it is it like a sci fi thing?

9 am is nowhere land, the land that time forgot. Netherland. One day I will live there.


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 Post subject: Re: COSY CHUCKLES JOKE THREAD
PostPosted: Fri Sep 14, 2018 3:25 am 
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ive got a cracking joke for youse
but i will tell you it on one proviso
make this thread a "sticky"
you did it for sunny
and wheres she now?
the
hang on just make me make up a word
unlogevity ginger fck.

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 Post subject: Re: COSY CHUCKLES JOKE THREAD
PostPosted: Fri Sep 14, 2018 10:10 pm 
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just leave it emms,this is my thread,my baby
now fck off luv
when i need your help i wont ask you
hey emmers heres a novel idea,how about getting a job?
and dont start giving it large that youre a model
are you fck
weve all seen your pic
you couldnt stop a pig in an alleyway
you bandy legged tart.

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 Post subject: Re: COSY CHUCKLES JOKE THREAD
PostPosted: Wed Oct 31, 2018 8:17 pm 
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nipped round to my grans earlier to wish her happy halloween
fair play to her she 93,but she really gets into it
cobwebs in her living room,live insects on the windows,skeleton on the couch
anyway i knocked no answer
i!ll pop by next week.

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 Post subject: Re: COSY CHUCKLES JOKE THREAD
PostPosted: Thu Nov 01, 2018 1:46 am 
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A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years.
He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!"


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 Post subject: Re: COSY CHUCKLES JOKE THREAD
PostPosted: Wed Apr 03, 2019 11:08 pm 
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my head is starting to hurt with you dong :wall:
dont be giving it large with all the long jokes
just make em short and snappy yeh mon
nobody does long jokes anymore.

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