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COSY CHUCKLES JOKE THREAD
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Author:  cosy,m [ Mon Apr 02, 2018 10:54 am ]
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whats the difference between a hippo and a zippo?























ones a heavy animal
the other is a little lighter.

Author:  cosy,m [ Mon Apr 16, 2018 10:51 am ]
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that commonwealth games was good wannit?
looked very hot though,which suited my cousin he was there competing in the sun tan competition

he got a bronze.

Author:  tiggy [ Mon Apr 16, 2018 10:52 pm ]
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To those people who say there’s no atmosphere at the Etihad... clearly you didn’t see Robbie Williams in 2017 :proud:

Author:  cosy,m [ Sun Jun 10, 2018 2:26 pm ]
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a mate of mine has just rang me
heres how it went
him"oi you know about computers ,sites and shit dont you"
me"not really no i just press buttons and guess anyway what do you want?
him,"well ive just tried to join this site"
me "what this site"?
him "no you dick as if id join this shit hole no way im having the piss ripped out of me by these idiots" i mean another site"
me "oi oi stop that now thought youd rang me for help"
him "ok sorry but im struggling"
me "why"?
him "cos for password it says must use 8 characters"
well he had annoyed me with his attitude
so i said "oh thats easy just type in snow white and the 7 dwarves"
him "oh right cheers mate"
me "np good luck"

not heard from him since:)

Author:  Dong [ Sun Jun 10, 2018 5:29 pm ]
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You should go into hospital/prison more often Cosy...……..it's done you the world of good!
[rofl02.gif]

Jeez! I keep seeing double...WTF is going on?

Author:  Dong [ Sun Jun 10, 2018 5:30 pm ]
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You should go into hospital/prison more often Cosy...……..it's done you the world of good!
[rofl02.gif]

Author:  cosy,m [ Sun Jun 10, 2018 6:25 pm ]
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dong dong fckn dong
i just dont know what im going to do with you tbh
ive tried my best [shrug65465.gif]
this isnt a slanging thread, or a lets see who can get one over each other,no oneupmanship bollox
its a joke thread
capiche?

Author:  Dong [ Mon Jun 11, 2018 12:48 am ]
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cosy,m wrote:
dong dong fckn dong
i just dont know what im going to do with you tbh
ive tried my best [shrug65465.gif]
this isnt a slanging thread, or a lets see who can get one over each other,no oneupmanship bollox
its a joke thread
capiche?


Aw Shucks! And there was me thinking I was paying you a compliment. 1956362r6lk147bwq.gif]

Author:  cosy,m [ Mon Jun 11, 2018 5:09 am ]
Post subject:  Re: COSY CHUCKLES JOKE THREAD

wtf are you on ? compliments
its a joke thread i dont want compliments
my only aim is to make ppl laugh then move on to the next one
when i need any analytical disections i will ask you ok
now go and stand in the corridor
and g,o,o,m,f,s

Author:  Dong [ Tue Jun 12, 2018 1:12 am ]
Post subject:  Re: COSY CHUCKLES JOKE THREAD

cosy,m wrote:
wtf are you on ? compliments
its a joke thread i dont want compliments
my only aim is to make ppl laugh then move on to the next one
when i need any analytical disections i will ask you ok
now go and stand in the corridor
and g,o,o,m,f,s


I'd get out of your face
In all good grace;
Though I usually see
You Comically.

Much like an assole,
A pratt on a roll
You leave us alone,
Then dare to come home.

Where ya bin
ya wandrin loon
Hospital, Prison?

Go back soon! 1956362r6lk147bwq.gif]

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