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Author:  Hells Granny [ Thu Apr 20, 2017 6:26 pm ]
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PML...lana, naal ohhhhh anal...I get there in the end.

Author:  irish lucy [ Fri Apr 21, 2017 9:16 pm ]
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cosy,m wrote:
"dad why is my sister called teresa"?
" because your mother loves easter and its an anagram of easter"
"ok thanks dad"
"no problem alan".



Took me a min, love it

Author:  cosy,m [ Sat Apr 22, 2017 3:45 am ]
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AT last its not one of me best ones
the clue in the joke your mother loves,,,
ah well lets just leave it eh
lofl

Author:  cosy,m [ Tue Jul 18, 2017 6:24 pm ]
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my mate has just been round saying can I use your comp
heres how it went
me "Why"
him "I want to sell all my john lennon memorabilia on that e bay thing|"
think of all the pay pal.
.)

Author:  cosy,m [ Tue Aug 08, 2017 2:20 pm ]
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I have an aviary at home, but one my birds of prey will only exercise at night to the sounds of 80s synth pop...

our kestrel manoeuvres in the dark.



hey if any of you lot want any old copies of chiropractors monthly
I have a load of back issues.

Author:  irish lucy [ Thu Aug 10, 2017 11:01 pm ]
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Author:  cosy,m [ Fri Aug 11, 2017 11:26 pm ]
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ive reported you to faz, beaks your pic is 3cm to big
you know the rules luv
now sort it [1744330pz84739fis.gif]

Author:  irish lucy [ Mon Aug 28, 2017 4:05 pm ]
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Sorry I post from my phone and it all looks fine

Author:  cosy,m [ Sun Feb 18, 2018 3:32 pm ]
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MY BAD WEEK

me and the ex missus are sharing looking after our 2 and a half g.son while his parents are on a 3 day mini break.
yesterday morning the little un was trying to open a yoghurt
after a few mins of struggling he sais stupid barstard fckn lid
tracy hears this shocked she said "wheres he got that from"
I said "from the fridge you daft tw@t"

we don't sleep together when we stay over
so for a laugh iswapped her bed where she sleeps with a trampoline

she hit the roof.

well yeh my sexual fetishes are getting worse,but it wasn't till I spanked a statue I realised I"d hit rock bottom.

so I went into a bookstore and asked the assistant where the self help section was,she said if I told you that mate itd defeat the purpose.

so anyway im back home now and just found out the woman ive been seeing has broken into my flat
and robbed all my bob marley collection and my satellite dish

that's me and her finished now

no woman no sky.



can I go now?

Author:  cosy,m [ Fri Mar 23, 2018 4:23 pm ]
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i just bought the new cluedo game for swingers
its easy tho
everybody did it in every room

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