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 Post subject: Re: COSY CHUCKLES JOKE THREAD
PostPosted: Fri Mar 25, 2016 1:07 am 
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LOL I like those kind of jokes.... my fav....

i used to live in frankfurt and the german shepherd used to take a shit in my garden every day
it was even worse when his dog started doing it as well


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 Post subject: Re: COSY CHUCKLES JOKE THREAD
PostPosted: Mon Apr 04, 2016 4:14 pm 
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this is weirdly a true joke,I sort of thought about it,but I know this joke has been done before
what happened was I needed a new battery and charger for my back up computer
I was expecting a 50 quidder fee
but he said"just give us a score for it mate"
I said "ok cheers " lays a land of plenty on him
and said "put the penny in the charity box"
I was so happy I went home and partied like it was 1999

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 Post subject: Re: COSY CHUCKLES JOKE THREAD
PostPosted: Wed Apr 06, 2016 4:38 am 
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just to explain dear readers,i know you arent thick but a land of plenty is a twenty
but you dont really say land of plenty,its a bit like my dick,to much of a mouthful
so you just abbreviate it to lander
so if youre ever in a pub with me,and i say to you "can you sort me out with a lander till i get me giro"
just say no
cos i will only end up getting pissed up,dancing on pool tables and playing air guitar music to ac/dc songs
and hearing the landlord shouting
get off the fckn table
people are trying to play pool you tw@t.

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 Post subject: Re: COSY CHUCKLES JOKE THREAD
PostPosted: Wed Apr 06, 2016 5:02 am 
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cosy,m wrote:
just to explain dear readers,i know you arent thick but a land of plenty is a twenty
but you dont really say land of plenty,its a bit like my dick,to much of a mouthful
so you just abbreviate it to lander
so if youre ever in a pub with me,and i say to you "can you sort me out with a lander till i get me giro"
just say no
cos i will only end up getting pissed up,dancing on pool tables and playing air guitar music to ac/dc songs
and hearing the landlord shouting
get off the fckn table
people are trying to play pool you tw@t.


Soooooooo many replies to this post, but I'm resisting my impish urges.

:devil:

If you knew me better, cosy, you'd know exactly what my sense of humour is like (but it doesn't translate well enough on this site.
Apparently.
And unfortunately).


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 Post subject: Re: COSY CHUCKLES JOKE THREAD
PostPosted: Wed Apr 06, 2016 5:34 am 
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it does translate darlin....just keep being yourself there are many of us that enjoy your humour, wit, serious posts... well all of them.....you are a fantastic poster...articulate, interesting what more could you want!!!


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 Post subject: Re: COSY CHUCKLES JOKE THREAD
PostPosted: Wed Apr 06, 2016 5:36 am 
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cosy,m wrote:
this is weirdly a true joke,I sort of thought about it,but I know this joke has been done before
what happened was I needed a new battery and charger for my back up computer
I was expecting a 50 quidder fee
but he said"just give us a score for it mate"
I said "ok cheers " lays a land of plenty on him
and said "put the penny in the charity box"
I was so happy I went home and partied like it was 1999


BRILLZ

:yey: :yey: :yey: :yey: :yey:

This made me laugh sooooo much.... that damn 1999 :rofl:


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 Post subject: Re: COSY CHUCKLES JOKE THREAD
PostPosted: Wed Apr 06, 2016 5:40 am 
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simplysuze wrote:
cosy,m wrote:
just to explain dear readers,i know you arent thick but a land of plenty is a twenty
but you dont really say land of plenty,its a bit like my dick,to much of a mouthful
so you just abbreviate it to lander
so if youre ever in a pub with me,and i say to you "can you sort me out with a lander till i get me giro"
just say no
cos i will only end up getting pissed up,dancing on pool tables and playing air guitar music to ac/dc songs
and hearing the landlord shouting
get off the fckn table
people are trying to play pool you tw@t.


Soooooooo many replies to this post, but I'm resisting my impish urges.

:devil:

If you knew me better, cosy, you'd know exactly what my sense of humour is like (but it doesn't translate well enough on this site.
Apparently.
And unfortunately).
suze your one of us you twinkle
just say what you want to say x

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 Post subject: Re: COSY CHUCKLES JOKE THREAD
PostPosted: Tue Aug 23, 2016 12:21 pm 
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I pmd thin last week,knowing that he was having problems "down below" and told him that tescos are now selling viagara
he said oh cheers mush.im on it like a car bonnet
he pmd me last night
me,oh hi
,how did you get on
that,well i only got a semi,but every little helps.



my nephew came over to blackpool on sunday
so i took him to the fair i bought him a goldfish for £72

i really need to brush up on my darts

oh did i tell you ive just bought a 20 ft horse
i let you know how i get on

think i will call him treacle cos hes got golden stirrups.

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 Post subject: Re: COSY CHUCKLES JOKE THREAD
PostPosted: Sun Dec 11, 2016 1:41 pm 
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i bought a jehovahs witness advent calendar
every time you open a door,somebody tells you to fck off.

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 Post subject: Re: COSY CHUCKLES JOKE THREAD
PostPosted: Tue Apr 18, 2017 12:38 am 
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"dad why is my sister called teresa"?
" because your mother loves easter and its an anagram of easter"
"ok thanks dad"
"no problem alan".

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