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 Post subject: Re: COSY CHUCKLES JOKE THREAD
PostPosted: Fri Dec 13, 2013 10:54 am 
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tiggy takes his cat to a vets in Yorkshire
the vet says is it a tom?
tiggy says nay lad ave got it ere int basket


now then in tom daley news today
Michael Barrymore has said he is delighted about tom daleys news
at last somebody who takes it up the arse and can swim

somebody asked me whats brown and stiff,i thought oh no these mandela jokes are getting out of hand
till I realised he was talking about tom daleys cock.

mark spitz
tom swallows

now back to the news where you live.

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 Post subject: Re: COSY CHUCKLES JOKE THREAD
PostPosted: Sun Dec 15, 2013 6:40 pm 
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Ive heard better jokes from kindergartners.... :shakehead:

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 Post subject: Re: COSY CHUCKLES JOKE THREAD
PostPosted: Sun Jan 04, 2015 5:12 pm 
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December 2013?

Seriously?





Sheesh.
No wonder there was a vacuum.


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 Post subject: Re: COSY CHUCKLES JOKE THREAD
PostPosted: Sun Jan 04, 2015 5:16 pm 
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Anywayyyyyyyy ... Yours is jokes designed to be funny.

Mine is for ones that are baaaad.

Plus the offensive one is nothing like yours.
So, bite me.

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 Post subject: Re: COSY CHUCKLES JOKE THREAD
PostPosted: Tue Jan 06, 2015 11:28 pm 
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im cool with it suze,everybody had forgot about the tread anyway
so I will come on yours ive got some new material.

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 Post subject: Re: COSY CHUCKLES JOKE THREAD
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police came to my house last night,holding a pic of my wife
he said "is this your wife sir"
I said "well we are separated but yeh"
he said "well im afraid it looks like shes been hit by a bus"
I said " I know,i know,but she takes it up the arse and shes great with the kids".

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 Post subject: Re: COSY CHUCKLES JOKE THREAD
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What is the difference between erotic and kinky?
Erotic is using a feather.

Kinky is using the whole chicken.

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 Post subject: Re: COSY CHUCKLES JOKE THREAD
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A medical student was unemployed a for long time. He could not find a job so he opened his own medical clinic and puts a sign up outside: "Get your treatment for £500, if not treated get back £1,000."

One Doctor thinks this is a good opportunity to earn £1,000 and goes to his clinic.
Doctor: "I have lost taste in my mouth."
Student: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."

Doctor: "This is Petrol!"
Student: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be £500."

The Doctor gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days to recover his money.
Doctor: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything."

Student: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."
Doctor: "But that's just Petrol!"
Student: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back. That will be £500."

The Doctor leaves angrily and comes back after several more days. Doctor: "My eyesight has become weak."
Student: "Well, I don't have any medicine for this. Take this £1,000."
Doctor: "But this is £500..."

Student: "Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be £500."

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 Post subject: Re: COSY CHUCKLES JOKE THREAD
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thin ice said to chat host ld
"do you know the difference tween a chicken leg and a willy"
ld says "no"
bob said "do you want to come on a picnic with me"

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 Post subject: Re: COSY CHUCKLES JOKE THREAD
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I taught the dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground...

He went from Barking to Tooting in no time..

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