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 Post subject: Question!
PostPosted: Sat Jun 29, 2019 1:00 pm 
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Bloke in court up on a charge of upskirting.
He got off.
What was his defence?


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 Post subject: Re: Question!
PostPosted: Mon Jul 01, 2019 11:04 am 
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it was a kilt.

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 Post subject: Re: Question!
PostPosted: Mon Jul 01, 2019 12:53 pm 
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Well Well...well done Coz.
I was thinking mini-skirt/pelmet but, you went for a man in a kilt?
Hmmm! Interesting!!!


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 Post subject: Re: Question!
PostPosted: Mon Jul 01, 2019 5:21 pm 
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nothing interesting about it at all
what you trying to imply buster?
i just answered the question
anyway new quiz starting either later on or tomorrow
depends what mood im in
i need to start a new one cos yours is fckn shite
no offence like
this quiz will be all about lateral thinking
and the answers will all make sense when you think about it
unlike yours dong

anyway dong heres a 9 letter word for you to be getting on with



o,i,s,y,h,l,e,u,n

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 Post subject: Re: Question!
PostPosted: Tue Jul 02, 2019 10:43 am 
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PFFTT! Simples!
HEINOUSLY.
Bit of a self portrait of you eh? [rofl02.gif]

Now then, here's a real puzzle...…
Why are ladies of bad reputation called tarts? [shrug65465.gif]


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 Post subject: Re: Question!
PostPosted: Wed Jul 03, 2019 7:38 am 
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it doesnt neccessarily always mean they have a bad reputation i always thought it was a shortened version of sweetheart

or then again a beautiful delectable lady
could be described as good enough to eat
and you cant beat a nice bit of tart can you?

esp a manchester one.

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 Post subject: Re: Question!
PostPosted: Wed Jul 03, 2019 7:48 am 
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 03, 2019 7:50 am 
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thats beach baby
im safe to put it on cos shes on holiday for 10 days

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 Post subject: Re: Question!
PostPosted: Wed Jul 03, 2019 11:45 am 
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cosy,m wrote:
it doesnt neccessarily always mean they have a bad reputation i always thought it was a shortened version of sweetheart

or then again a beautiful delectable lady
could be described as good enough to eat
and you cant beat a nice bit of tart can you?

esp a manchester one.

"esp a Manchester one"!!!
Yep! All soft and sweet on top but brown and crusty underneath!


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