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 Post subject: COSY CHUCKLES JOKE THREAD
PostPosted: Tue Apr 17, 2012 3:43 pm 
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two jehovas witnesses have just knocked on my door,asked me would i let jesus in,i said jesus can,but you two can fcuk off.

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they dont call me nosy cosy for nothing/im a right nosy barstard me,norris cole has got fck all on me,i know everything..


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 Post subject: Re: COSY CHUCKLES JOKE THREAD
PostPosted: Tue Apr 17, 2012 3:49 pm 
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wife texts husband at work one cold winters morning
wife,"windows frozen"
hubby txts back "pour some lukewarm water on it"
wife txts back,"computer completely fcuked now"

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 Post subject: Re: COSY CHUCKLES JOKE THREAD
PostPosted: Tue Apr 17, 2012 3:51 pm 
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hearing of a miracle cure for dyslexia
was music to my arse.

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 Post subject: Re: COSY CHUCKLES JOKE THREAD
PostPosted: Tue Apr 17, 2012 4:54 pm 
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Were you long in the hospital?

No, I was the same size that I am now!


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 Post subject: Re: COSY CHUCKLES JOKE THREAD
PostPosted: Tue Apr 17, 2012 5:17 pm 
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two blokes talking at work,one bloke says" do you like shagging women with saggy tits "eew no the bloke says
well what about women with scabby arseholes
no leave it out mate
well what abut smelly fannies then?
look stop it now your disgusting,whats with all the stupid questions?
the bloke says well stop shagging my wife then.

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 Post subject: Re: COSY CHUCKLES JOKE THREAD
PostPosted: Tue Apr 17, 2012 5:25 pm 
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talking of hospitals,a doctor doing his rounds stops at this blokes bed,and says i have some bad news and some good news for you,the bad news is youve got about a week to live
kinnell says the bloke,so whats the good news?
doc says you see that beautiful buxom fit blonde nurse over there?
yes says the man excitedly
doc says,well i shagged her last night.

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 Post subject: Re: COSY CHUCKLES JOKE THREAD
PostPosted: Wed Apr 18, 2012 10:35 pm 
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im not saying my mrs is a slag, but even the labels in her knickers say next.

for years i thought my mrs had tourettes
but apparently she really does think im a tw@t,and wants me to fck off.

ny gf took a pregnancy test last week
and my worst fears were confirmed
shes just a fat coont.

ba boom!

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 Post subject: Re: COSY CHUCKLES JOKE THREAD
PostPosted: Thu Apr 19, 2012 12:55 am 
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cosy,m wrote:
im not saying my mrs is a slag, but even the labels in her knickers say next.

for years i thought my mrs had tourettes
but apparently she really does think im a tw@t,and wants me to fck off.

ny gf took a pregnancy test last week
and my worst fears were confirmed
shes just a fat coont.

ba boom!



DONT give up the Day job Hen....


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 Post subject: Re: COSY CHUCKLES JOKE THREAD
PostPosted: Thu Apr 19, 2012 12:22 pm 
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i went to my local nurse today,who told me i had a severe rash on my balls,so you are going to have to stop wanking
i said whys that?
she said cos im trying to examine you

i once got knocked off my bike by a lorry salting the roads
fcuk you i screamed through gritted teeth.

my mate said you are always pushing me around and talking behind my back
i said shut it your in a wheelchair dickhead!

caramba :dance: :dance:

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 Post subject: Re: COSY CHUCKLES JOKE THREAD
PostPosted: Fri Apr 20, 2012 2:00 pm 
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cosy,m wrote:
i went to my local nurse today,who told me i had a severe rash on my balls,so you are going to have to stop wanking
i said whys that?
she said cos im trying to examine you

i once got knocked off my bike by a lorry salting the roads
fcuk you i screamed through gritted teeth.

my mate said you are always pushing me around and talking behind my back
i said shut it your in a wheelchair dickhead!

caramba :dance: :dance:

The gritted teeth one brought forth a chickle lol


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