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 Post subject: Re: COSY CHUCKLES JOKE THREAD
PostPosted: Thu Dec 03, 2020 2:20 pm 
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Oh Boy! My joke really knocked them dead!


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 Post subject: Re: COSY CHUCKLES JOKE THREAD
PostPosted: Fri Dec 04, 2020 10:21 pm 
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cosy,m wrote:
i asked my surgeon if i could administer my own anesthetic
he said "sure knock yourself out"

after that i went to the tailors and told him i didnt need his help
he said "fine suit yourself"

my nxt door neighbour died yesterday due to his obsession of taking photos of himself nxt to a boiling kettle

police beleive he had serious selfie steam issues

finally
wow i got so drunk last night
i had a fight with my mop
i wiped the floor with it.

Liked them [rofl02.gif]


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 Post subject: Re: COSY CHUCKLES JOKE THREAD
PostPosted: Sun Jan 17, 2021 4:42 pm 
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I love this thread.

Dad jokes always make me giggle.

Keep up the good work cosy :thumbsup:


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