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 Post subject: Re: Things that make me lol now
PostPosted: Sat May 11, 2019 3:00 pm 
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Heehee that will keep me going for a while......hope things calm down soon...take care xxxxxxxxxxx


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 Post subject: Re: Things that make me lol now
PostPosted: Sun May 12, 2019 10:23 pm 
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A Royal Conversation

HRH King Archie and one of his subjects... Archie's human....cosy

cosy,m wrote:
well thats me told innit
heres how it went
me" ah right thats me im off"
king archie "erm excuse me what part of the premises are you purporting to participate in peasant

me,"bed"

king of all dogs "oh i dont think so i have comandeered the bed"
me "so where do i sleep then"?

snooty bollox "on the floor like i used to do"

then he went into some mad rant all caligulaesque like
i knew my day would come,every dog as its day

so said "ok whatever I"ll sleep on the couch"

king tw@t "youre not allowed on the couch"



LMAO..... :proud:


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 Post subject: Re: Things that make me lol now
PostPosted: Mon May 13, 2019 11:59 am 
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""Cooking your pet seems to be a growing trend among owners worried about additives in commercial dog food, or just wanting more control over their their animals’ diets.""

The Gruadian.


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 Post subject: Re: Things that make me lol now
PostPosted: Wed May 15, 2019 12:37 pm 
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Well recent surgery had me on mixed medication. One antibiotic, that can give you the runs, one to lower pain, that can get you stuck, 2 that can keep you flying not feel pain and you don't know if you have or not. So I am in the combination mode now. Don't know to stay in toilet or leave it and end up back in it 5 minutes later. But i sure know for fact what funny...learning how to dress on own for many years, forgetting how to button a shirt and missing few buttons making it look crooked, and putting pants on backwards. Now how that happen?. Lol..not had to many drinks either.


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 Post subject: Re: Things that make me lol now
PostPosted: Wed May 15, 2019 12:39 pm 
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P.s. don't try to drive either..don't know where you end up..forget...
Have a nice day!


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 Post subject: Re: Things that make me lol now
PostPosted: Thu May 16, 2019 12:59 am 
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You seem all mixed up, BB.
Perhaps a little more water with it?


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 Post subject: Re: Things that make me lol now
PostPosted: Sun May 19, 2019 5:25 am 
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So I have been told. More water..ty..that buzz feeling for the bees..oh I made a funny..


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