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 Post subject: Re: COSY CHUCKLES JOKE THREAD
PostPosted: Thu Apr 04, 2019 11:56 am 
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Then you will never get to hear my biggie, about the Irish girl's sock.


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 Post subject: Re: COSY CHUCKLES JOKE THREAD
PostPosted: Thu Apr 04, 2019 11:57 am 
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Am I allowed to call a girl Irish?


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 Post subject: Re: COSY CHUCKLES JOKE THREAD
PostPosted: Fri Apr 05, 2019 4:42 pm 
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fill yer boots mate

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 Post subject: Re: COSY CHUCKLES JOKE THREAD
PostPosted: Sat Apr 13, 2019 1:48 am 
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alright you know when I went for my medical bout end of march
I met my nemesis not you echo sit down
heres how it went
well I have to tell you she reminds of oh wtf shes called her from the iceni tribe? oh yeh er queen Boadicea

so I just call her qb yeh
so I sits down I didn't really want to sit down but she made me the dominmatrix b!tch

she said
"whats up with you now"
me" you called me do you really think I want to be here like"
qb "just doing me job mate"
me "fckn jobsworth tw@t"
qb "I beg your pardon mark what did you just say to me"
me,"nowt just forget it babes"
qb"so why are you here"
"I just fckn told you you stump you called me

then she started swearing and kicking off
qb" im sick of fckin shites like you mr Kelly 23 years you've been on the sick
me [shrug65465.gif]
qb"right im gonna " sanction you kin runt"
me "hang on a min bodesa
QB "stop calling me that I look nothing like her
me"well you are a bit hefty arntcha"
qb" RIGHT THATS IT FCK OFF not only are you being sanctioned im going to ask for you to be sectioned you nutter
me"oh fck you and everybody that looks like you im gone"
she said"oi come here sit down oh you don't like sitting down well stand up then wtf is wrong with you"?
me"well erm I addicted to brake fluid I keep sniffing it
qb "omg Markie why didn't you say anyway I can help"
me" there aint no stopping me now




jesus fckn wept all that typing just for a joke
faz ban me

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 Post subject: Re: COSY CHUCKLES JOKE THREAD
PostPosted: Sat Apr 13, 2019 2:07 am 
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so I says"er anyway you cant ban me ive got a 500 phone bill to pay
qb "why who you been ringing"
me"im telling you bodie thats the last time i ring stuttering sluts.com

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