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We are trying to raise £1 to buy Cosy a two bedroom house. How much will you give?
The loose change from the back of the sofa. :woot: 33%  33%  [ 1 ]
I found a penny in the street, he can have that. :rarrr: 33%  33%  [ 1 ]
I will give up coffee for 10 mins and give the money to Cosy. :blush: 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
I will have sex with Cosy and paid him 10p [drool.gif] 33%  33%  [ 1 ]
I lend Cosy 20p back in 1993 and never got it back. He'll get nothing from me. :snooty: 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
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 Post subject: Buy Cosy a house for a pound
PostPosted: Tue May 01, 2018 3:23 pm 
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Cosy's never really had a real home :crying:
Forced to live on benefits and moved from place to place :crying:
Just like a male striper who's been at the pies too much and cant get it up anymore :crying:

It's time for us all to help :winedrinker:

With councils selling off their worst housing for a pound, if we all chip in Cosy can have a home of his own :proud:

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PostPosted: Tue May 01, 2018 4:40 pm 
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I’m sure Cosy will be moved to tears by such generosity Doa. :shakehead:

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There’s some in Hemsby on the Norfolk coast he can happily live in... [adrian.gif]

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 Post subject: Re: Buy Cosy a house for a pound
PostPosted: Tue May 01, 2018 7:38 pm 
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Tiggy get with the plan [1744330pz84739fis.gif]
If we buy a one pound house for cosy, we can kick him out after 5 years and sell it :whee:
Now it's a lovely evening.... go for a walk and find a wishing well to loot :thumbsup:

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