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PostPosted: Wed Nov 06, 2019 11:30 pm 
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are you sick and tired of english goalkeepers?
have you never forgiven robert green
did you ever wish peter bonetti(the cat) ended up a beggar on the streets
sobbing " i was ok in nets till that match"
do you still have nightmares about calamity james?

forgiven joe hart yet for the two identical free kicks he let in against scotland.
ever wonder to yourself.oh not pickford again,that dick who gifted the bus wreckers a goal in the last minute.

WELL WORRY NO MORE
GET YOUR KYLE WALKER SUB GOALIE NOW.



what happened eddie got injured,bravo replaced him,but got sent off
so on comes our kyle in a pink shirt
and saves the resulting free kick,(which it wasnt a foul) fckn var barstards

i reckon when kylie loses his pace,he could be a goalie
and go on till hes about 50

bit of a john burridge sort of thing.

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