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 Post subject: NIGEL PEARSON IS NOT MY DAD
PostPosted: Thu Jan 02, 2020 2:05 am 
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my real dad is is ive said on previous posts
peter noone not no one,noone
you know him from wythenshawe
he was in herman and the hermits

anyway i digress
back to naughty nigel
i was lying on the couch listening to talk sport
and alan parry was talking to nige
pazzer sez"tell us about how you beat a bear up?
nige said i didnt batter a bear i was just hiking in borneo
and a bear started giving it large to me
so paz sez oh my god were you scared?
nige said not really,what idid i stood tall and waved my arms about a bit
and the bear legged it
so nobhead alan parry said so thats the best way to beat a bear?
nige said apparently [thumbsup.png]
htg priceless innit if you dont beleive me you tube it
nigel rocks man [thumbsup.png]

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 Post subject: Re: NIGEL PEARSON IS NOT MY DAD
PostPosted: Thu Jan 02, 2020 2:08 am 
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cosy,m wrote:
my real dad is is ive said on previous posts
peter noone not no one,noone
you know him from wythenshawe
he was in herman and the hermits

anyway i digress
back to naughty nigel
i was lying on the couch listening to talk sport
and alan parry was talking to nige
pazzer sez"tell us about how you beat a bear up?
nige said i didnt batter a bear i was just hiking in borneo
and a bear started giving it large to me
so paz sez oh my god were you scared?
nige said not really,what idid i stood tall and waved my arms about a bit
and the bear legged it
so nobhead alan parry said so thats the best way to beat a bear?
nige said apparently [thumbsup.png]
htg priceless innit if you dont beleive me you tube it
nigel rocks man [thumbsup.png]

I'm afraid the bear facts just don't add up.
What a load of bearshit.


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